Oh mother, I've got a special treat for you

M-am gândit ca 8 Martie, Ziua Mamei este o ocazie minunată să postez nişte declaraţii de dragoste ale lui Stewie Griffin pentru mămica lui, Lois.

Stewie:I don’t… I have no problem… it’s just there’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it’s not so much I want to “kill” her. It’s just I want her not to be alive anymore. Uh… I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, “My God! Wouldn’t it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?

Lois: Stewie why don’t you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don’t you burn in hell?

Stewie (to Death): Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com

Stewie: Hello, mother.
Lois: Why, hello Stewie!
Stewie: Mother, life is like a box of chocolates–you never know what your gonna get. But your life is like a box of active granades!
Lois: Aww, you just want your toy back.
Stewie: Victory is mine! (Granades explode.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH damn you all!

Lois: Oh my God, my baby’s drunk!
Stewie: I’m tired and I want to go to bed. Everybody! I’m drunk and I wanna go to bed. Just the women!

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